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RUNYYFan 03-14-2014 01:08 PM

Drinking...
 
The little old lady is sitting in her doctor's office for her physical. During the course of the physical, the doctor says, "Have you ever drunk any alocohol?"

The woman responds, “For better digestion I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine. In the case of low blood pressure I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch. When I have a cold I drink schnapps.”

The doctor is bit taken aback and says, “When do you drink water?”

“I’ve never been that sick!”

czerbe 03-14-2014 01:10 PM

Re: Drinking...
 
Never heard a little old lady say this but my Father sure has!! LOL

Porch Dweller 03-14-2014 04:37 PM

Re: Drinking...
 
:D

kelmac07 03-14-2014 04:40 PM

Re: Drinking...
 
:r :r

big_jaygee 03-14-2014 07:49 PM

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:r :r :r


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