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Blueface 02-17-2014 01:25 PM

Don't mess with FL seniors
 
Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store's merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, *"We're selling ass-holes."*

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."

big_jaygee 02-17-2014 01:29 PM

Re: Don't mess with FL seniors
 
and that's why old guys rule :tu

:r :r :r

dijit 02-17-2014 01:31 PM

Re: Don't mess with FL seniors
 
Just a couple more years for me and I hope to inherit that wit!

CigarNut 02-17-2014 02:48 PM

Re: Don't mess with FL seniors
 
:r :r

kelmac07 02-17-2014 04:52 PM

Re: Don't mess with FL seniors
 
:r :r

equetefue 02-17-2014 04:55 PM

Re: Don't mess with FL seniors
 
Hahaha

longknocker 02-17-2014 04:56 PM

Re: Don't mess with FL seniors
 
:banger:D:tu

Dave128 02-18-2014 10:00 AM

Re: Don't mess with FL seniors
 
LOL!!

jsnake 02-18-2014 10:08 AM

Re: Don't mess with FL seniors
 
:sl :banger that was great

STEVE S 02-18-2014 10:30 AM

Re: Don't mess with FL seniors
 
:r:rLOL

badbriar 02-18-2014 11:12 AM

Re: Don't mess with FL seniors
 
Superb! Must be here in Sarasota!!!
:fu

pektel 02-18-2014 11:17 AM

Re: Don't mess with FL seniors
 
:r


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