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bruceolee

02-16-2014 02:33 PM

Kermit

Kermit the Frog converted to Judaism and because of this he had to divorce Mrs Piggy. When Kermit was asked why the religious conversion required him to divorce Mrs Piggy he explained "I can't eat pork anymore"

HEYOO!!! An oldie but a goodie :)

big_jaygee

02-16-2014 02:40 PM

Re: Kermit

:r :r :r

markem

02-16-2014 02:41 PM

Re: Kermit

I think he is good as long as he doesn't swallow and keeps a separate bed for kosher

CigarNut

02-16-2014 03:03 PM

Re: Kermit

:r :r

icehog3

02-16-2014 03:03 PM

Re: Kermit

Maybe he was cheating on Miss Piggy with Petunia. Her vajayjay is certified kosher.

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...pscaaf9d93.png

bruceolee

02-16-2014 03:25 PM

Re: Kermit

What about he's okay as long as he uses the bed sheet with a hole cut open.

icehog3

02-16-2014 03:52 PM

Re: Kermit

Gina Gershon is hot.

bruceolee

02-16-2014 05:58 PM

Re: Kermit

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1935202)

Gina Gershon is hot.

Yes she is and if you use the sheet it's not cheating according to God, according to Larry David

icehog3

02-16-2014 06:28 PM

Re: Kermit

You mean Larry David isn't God?

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