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Remo 02-01-2014 08:59 AM

Deport "The Biebs"
 
Was just reading that they started a petition on We the People to deport Beiber and take his Green Card, I think this is great!! Funny thing is that if he is convicted of a DUI I don't think he can go back to Canada :sh :lr

DMK 02-01-2014 09:07 AM

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We don't want him back!!
Your silly little girl population made him famous, now you get to keep him.
That goes for the likes of Nickleback as well. :r

Chainsaw13 02-01-2014 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by DMK (Post 1929889)
That goes for the likes of Nickleback as well. :r

Them's fightin' words. :D

stearns 02-01-2014 09:10 AM

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You will take him and like it, Darryl! :D

cjhalbrooks 02-01-2014 09:14 AM

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Hey hey I figured this out. We can send beaver and Miley to North Korea. That way there is no war started with our brothers in the north over stupid teens that are fracked up from money.

(I know Miley is a US problem. But hey two brids one stone.)

Zane 02-01-2014 09:16 AM

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I won't lie..... I signed it...

The Poet 02-01-2014 09:19 AM

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I think the Biebs should move in with that insane Toronto mayor. They'd make quite the pair.

As for taking their Nickleback . . . well, it's only 4 cents Canadian, so what's the big deal?

Remo 02-01-2014 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by stearns (Post 1929893)
You will take him and like it, Darryl! :D

This!!! :gary

markem 02-01-2014 09:40 AM

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He doesn't have a green card. He has an O-1 visa for entertainers. The racing thing isn't likely to affect his status, but a felony conviction in the egg throwing just might (not that it will get to that). He's here and increasingly irrelevant. He and Danny Bonaduce can do a radio program together.

The Poet 02-01-2014 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by cjhalbrooks (Post 1929896)
(I know Miley is a US problem. But hey two brids one stone.)

The more I think about this, the more I wonder what she's done to rate all the rancor. That VMA twerk? No worse than things done by others at this and similar events over the decades. Dry-humping a wrecking ball nude? Again, who hasn't? :D

OK, so the young woman cuts off her locks (in more ways than one), tats herself up and strips herself down, and selfies her tongue like a distaff Gene Simmons . . . albeit with more subtle make-up. She might be a bit around the bend, but it's not like she's jumped off a cliff like the Biebs, Amanda Bynes, or Lindsay Lohan. Cut the girl some slack until she does, lest you break her achy heart.

bruceolee 02-01-2014 03:05 PM

Re: Deport "The Biebs"
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DMK (Post 1929889)
We don't want him back!!
Your silly little girl population made him famous, now you get to keep him.
That goes for the likes of Nickleback as well. :r

Look let's just all calm down! Clearly we are not taking nickelback. These are clear conditions of any and all US/Canadian treaty's. Justin Beiber is an easy issue to solve. We stage a murder in Texas implicating him as the murderer and get him placed on death row. Once he's executed all our problems are solved. The price of this "favor" will be that nickelback can never try to cover any metallica songs ever again. Agreed? :)

Ashcan Bill 02-01-2014 03:19 PM

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Let us not be hasty. In a few years Bieber can host a variety show with Macaulay Culkin, and they can have Danny Bonaduce as their first guest. It'll be a hoot.

The Poet 02-01-2014 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill (Post 1929994)
Let us not be hasty. In a few years Bieber can host a variety show with Macaulay Culkin, and they can have Danny Bonaduce as their first guest. It'll be a hoot.

Am I the only one who sees internal illogic here? :r

Col. Kurtz 02-01-2014 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 1929941)
..wn, and selfies her tongue like a distaff Gene Simmons . . . albeit with more subtle make-up..t.

I disagree.

The Poet 02-01-2014 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Col. Kurtz (Post 1930000)
I disagree.

You can KISS it, Jerry! :D

(BTW, good 2nd half by your 'Pack today . . . too bad they didn't make it to Chapel Hill for the 1st half. :r)

DMK 02-02-2014 11:40 AM

Re: Deport "The Biebs"
 
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Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 1929899)
I think the Biebs should move in with that insane Toronto mayor. They'd make quite the pair.

As for taking their Nickleback . . . well, it's only 4 cents Canadian, so what's the big deal?

We got rid of our pennies and Nickleback.... no return on either.

Remo 02-02-2014 12:47 PM

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I guess the beibs was turned away at 3 Super Bowl parties then snuck into the Maxim one...maybe people are getting a clue about this tool. :sl

The Poet 02-02-2014 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Remo (Post 1930301)
I guess the beibs was turned away at 3 Super Bowl parties then snuck into the Maxim one...maybe people are getting a clue about this tool. :sl

It was my understanding he was turned away because of his age, not his reputation. As his emotional age seems about 3, it's a wonder he could get into Disneyland.

Remo 02-02-2014 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 1930316)
It was my understanding he was turned away because of his age, not his reputation. As his emotional age seems about 3, it's a wonder he could get into Disneyland.

Either way, I hate him :)

The Poet 02-02-2014 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DMK (Post 1930268)
We got rid of our bad pennies and Nickleback.... no return on either.

Fixed it for you, my northern brother. :D


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