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cmitch 07-09-2013 11:36 AM

WOW! Millions just keep falling out of the sky!
 
Got this one in today. I'm so excited:

Our Ref: RTB /SNT/STB
To. Beneficiary.
Attention Beneficiary

I am Special Agent David Jackson and am here in Nigeria as an FBI delegate that has been delegated to investigate this fraudsters who are in the business of swindling Foreigners that came for transaction in Nigeria. Please be informed that during my investigation I got to find out that there is a huge sum of $10.285Million that has been assigned in your name(Beneficiary.) and this fraudsters are busy swindling you without any hope of receiving your fund. NOTE: You are not suppose to pay that hug amount from the beginning before the release of your fund can commence depending on how you want the transfer made to you. We have to inform you that we have made some arrested in respect of this delayed over due fund. I have a very limited time to stay in Nigeria here so I advise you urgently respond to this message . I shall expect your response as soon as you receive this email. Please Note that I have attached my Identification to this email.do not inform any of the people that collected money from you before now about this new development, to avoid jeopardizing our investigation. My direct phone number +234 808 771-9065 (davidjacksonfbiagent@datafull.com)
Best Regard,
DAVID JACKSON
FEDERAL BUREAU INVESTIGATION AFRICAN DIVISION
INVESTIGATION ON ALL ONLINE WIRE TRANSFER

CamoFlogged 07-09-2013 11:43 AM

Re: WOW! Millions just keep falling out of the sky!
 
You are truly blessed and sounds legit.

SvilleKid 07-09-2013 12:06 PM

Re: WOW! Millions just keep falling out of the sky!
 
Clayton, I am blessed to know of you and fund that belong for you. I was enjoy smoking cigar with fund friend at time of receipt. Contact will be secret from others making this offer in the past!

stearns 07-09-2013 12:18 PM

Re: WOW! Millions just keep falling out of the sky!
 
he points out that there are other nigerian scammers out there, that's call credibility. I say got for it, after all, we all know that the FBI ditched government email addresses and just started putting their position in the name of a databull account :r

cjhalbrooks 07-09-2013 12:28 PM

Re: WOW! Millions just keep falling out of the sky!
 
Sad thing is that someone will respond to this.

bstarrs 07-09-2013 12:29 PM

Re: WOW! Millions just keep falling out of the sky!
 
I would toy with him a little and get his hopes up. Another big scam going on right now are guys calling from India saying they are Microsoft Tech Support and that they are calling to inform you that your computer has trojan viruses or malicious files. Then they ask you to go to their website and run a cleaning program which actually gives them control of your computer and they have free reign to copy whatever sensitive information you have on your hard drive.

Check it out on youtube, it's ridiculous and I feel bad for the people that fall for it.

big_jaygee 07-09-2013 12:55 PM

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Clayton buddy old pal... :r :r

CigarNut 07-09-2013 01:11 PM

Re: WOW! Millions just keep falling out of the sky!
 
Don't spend it all at once or all in one place :rolleyes:

jledou 07-09-2013 01:14 PM

Re: WOW! Millions just keep falling out of the sky!
 
I know someone that is going to be swimming up to his eyeballs in them there fancy glass top boxes!

shark 07-12-2013 11:28 AM

Re: WOW! Millions just keep falling out of the sky!
 
Some people love to have fun with these scammers:

(it's a kinda long read, but there are others on the website in the link)

http://www.419baiter.com/games/mariejeannekeita.html

AdamJoshua 07-12-2013 11:37 AM

Re: WOW! Millions just keep falling out of the sky!
 
I got this too, I have a friend that's a local agent, I just forwarded this to him and asked him if he could help me get the money faster. :r

He told me not to pay the "hug" amount, that they were probably just trying to cop a feel. :r :r

cmitch 07-12-2013 08:58 PM

Re: WOW! Millions just keep falling out of the sky!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shark (Post 1860521)
Some people love to have fun with these scammers:

(it's a kinda long read, but there are others on the website in the link)

http://www.419baiter.com/games/mariejeannekeita.html

That's pretty funny. He got them to pose in underwear and then shave off all their body hair. Hilarious!:r

MrClean 07-12-2013 09:18 PM

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Clayton, we expect a huge party with free cigars. That 'FBI agent' has very good grammar skills. I think maybe he is related to Yoda.

blugill 07-12-2013 09:44 PM

Re: WOW! Millions just keep falling out of the sky!
 
Any time Nigeria and Millions is mentioned, it's legit bro!


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