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SvilleKid 05-16-2013 08:12 PM

Maneater
 
I saw a fat chic down the bar, her T-shirt said, "Watch out, I'm a maneater!" I went up to her and said "Excuse me love, about your T-shirt slogan."
She stopped me and angrily said, "Oh let me guess, you want to know how many men I've eaten?! Well I can't help my size you know!"
I said "Actually no, I wasn't going to say that at all."
She looked happier and smiled as she said, "Okay, what did you want to say then?"
"That's not how you spell Manatee
:D

big_jaygee 05-16-2013 08:13 PM

Re: Maneater
 
:r :r :r

CigarNut 05-16-2013 08:36 PM

Re: Maneater
 
:r :r

kelmac07 05-17-2013 05:14 AM

Re: Maneater
 
:r :r :r

Hem 05-17-2013 05:25 AM

Re: Maneater
 
LOL

Zane 05-17-2013 05:27 AM

Re: Maneater
 
:r. That's awful but hilarious.


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