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Ogre 01-10-2013 01:29 PM

Testicle Therapy
 
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?"

"Feels great," he replied, "but I still think my thumb's broken."

BigAsh 01-10-2013 01:36 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1779250)
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?"

"Feels great," he replied, "but I still think my thumb's broken."

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaa......:r:r

Blak Smyth 01-10-2013 01:37 PM

Re: Testicle Therapy
 
Nice, and erotic...

363 01-10-2013 01:38 PM

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hahahaha

czerbe 01-10-2013 01:51 PM

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hahahah that is great!

big_jaygee 01-10-2013 02:10 PM

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Hahahahahaha :r that's great :tu

Steve 01-10-2013 02:13 PM

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:cl

STEVE S 01-10-2013 02:41 PM

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:lr:lr:hy

CigarNut 01-10-2013 03:01 PM

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:r :r

Zane 01-10-2013 03:56 PM

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:r:r:r

kelmac07 01-10-2013 06:30 PM

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:r :r :r

CigarSquid 01-10-2013 10:16 PM

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Good one.. I will share that.

Rob_M 01-11-2013 05:16 AM

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:tu:r

Taki 01-11-2013 05:55 AM

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:lr Nice one Larry! :tu

Skywalker 01-15-2013 07:45 PM

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:r:r:r


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