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Chicken Farmer
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat down next to a woman and ordered a champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that! I just ordered a glass, too." "What a coincidence!" said the farmer. "This is a special day for me and I'm celebrating!" "What a coincidence! I'm celebrating, too!, the lady piped in as they clinked glasses together. "What are you celebrating?", asked the farmer. "Well, my husband and I have been trying to have a child for years and now I'm pregnant!. And you?" "What a coincidence! My hens have laid infertile eggs for years and now, every egg they lay is fertile!" "Wow! That's great!" , said the lady. "What did you do?" The farmer replied, "I used another c0ck." The Woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!" |
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