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Ogre 12-04-2012 06:36 PM

George Was A Hero
 
You dont find many Heroes like this one!!!!

On January 9th, a group of Cedar Lake, IN bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge .



So the group stopped.


George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?" She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

363 12-04-2012 06:40 PM

Re: George Was A Hero
 
:lr

Robulous78 12-04-2012 06:43 PM

Re: George Was A Hero
 
LoL.... Nice.... :r

kelmac07 12-04-2012 07:28 PM

Re: George Was A Hero
 
:r :r :r

yourchoice 12-04-2012 08:47 PM

Re: George Was A Hero
 
:r :r :r

Zane 12-04-2012 08:50 PM

Re: George Was A Hero
 
:r:r

joeobx 12-05-2012 07:20 PM

Re: George Was A Hero
 
:r :tu

cmitch 12-05-2012 08:28 PM

Re: George Was A Hero
 
The names were changed to protect Larry!:r


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