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Redbaron

12-09-2008 10:25 AM

Quick story for Icehog....

This is directed at Icehog, because its his area of expertise, but hopefully everyone gets a laugh out of it...

My wifes friend comes down for the weekend, to do some shopping etc. This friend is very, very heavy on top, I mean it looks like a dead heat in a zepplin race and she is a thin girl. (pause for mental picture)

She is telling me about whats new, her house, car etc. She proceeds to tell me about her new puppy, a Jack Russell/Pug mix, she says they're referred to as.... wait for it.... almost there.... JUGS!!!!! :r

I think blew a funny fuse, I have not been able to laugh at anything for the last few days.

fissure

12-09-2008 10:35 AM

Re: Quick story for Icehog....

Pics, where are the pics?:ss:ss Of the dog of course:D

Redbaron

12-09-2008 10:36 AM

Re: Quick story for Icehog....

Quote:

Originally Posted by fissure (Post 109821)

Pics, where are the pics?:ss:ss Of the dog of course:D

After she finished telling story, I just went up to my room and sat in the corner.

Redwings4lyfe!!:ih

Seanohue

12-09-2008 11:13 AM

Re: Quick story for Icehog....

:r:r:r:r Did Ann share your sentiments :D

Flew a funny fuse eh? I dunno, posting a guy with an ass for a face as a lost child on a milk carton and having their parents come to find him who actually do have asses for faces may be funnier :D

DrDubzz

12-09-2008 11:19 AM

Re: Quick story for Icehog....

:r :r :r

oh man... you can't make that stuff up

icehog3

12-09-2008 01:16 PM

Re: Quick story for Icehog....

Are you saying I am an expert on dogs, Chris? ;) :r

VirtualSmitty

12-09-2008 01:18 PM

Re: Quick story for Icehog....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redbaron (Post 109827)

After she finished telling story, I just went up to my room and sat in the corner.

Well, at least you didn't do this :D (NSFW Clickie) ;)

theycallmedan'lboone

12-09-2008 04:05 PM

Re: Quick story for Icehog....

this thread is worthless without pics.

BigFrank

12-09-2008 04:09 PM

Re: Quick story for Icehog....

Quote:

Originally Posted by VirtualSmitty (Post 110194)

Well, at least you didn't do this :D (NSFW Clickie) ;)

holy crap that is hilarious!!! :r

VirtualSmitty

12-09-2008 04:17 PM

Re: Quick story for Icehog....

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Originally Posted by BigFrank (Post 110621)

holy crap that is hilarious!!! :r

Yea, def one of the better SNL skits in some time :ss

maybe, just maybe i'll get a chuckle out of Chris

Mugen910

12-09-2008 04:23 PM

Re: Quick story for Icehog....

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it on tv...

Redbaron

12-09-2008 04:24 PM

Re: Quick story for Icehog....

That skit is ok, not really my kinda humor.

icehog3

12-09-2008 05:34 PM

Re: Quick story for Icehog....

I can't link at work, is it the "J___ in my Pants"? If so, that was the best thing on SNL since "D#ck in a Box" and "Lazy Sunday".

VirtualSmitty

12-09-2008 05:56 PM

Re: Quick story for Icehog....

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 110775)

I can't link at work, is it the "J___ in my Pants"? If so, that was the best thing on SNL since "D#ck in a Box" and "Lazy Sunday".

Yep, sure is. Someone needs to help Chris become a little less serious :pn

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