Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum - Women and Trees

[FONT=VERDANA,Arial,Lucida Sans]This is a frightening statistic, probably one of the most worrysome in recent years. 25% of women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary because it means 75% are running around untreated. :D

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that tree a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.