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kelmac07

07-11-2012 04:33 PM

Sex Of A Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies" he responded.

"Oh, killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males and 2 females" he replied.

Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell the sex of the fly?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone."

TJarv

07-11-2012 04:36 PM

Re: Sex Of A Fly

:r:r:r

Big Bert

07-11-2012 04:47 PM

Re: Sex Of A Fly

:r Haha

Ogre	07-11-2012 04:51 PM

Re: Sex Of A Fly

That gets 2 :r:r

The Poet

07-12-2012 02:14 PM

Re: Sex Of A Fly

:r

Q.: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A.: Only two. The problem is getting them INTO the lightbulb first.

STEVE S

07-12-2012 02:46 PM

Re: Sex Of A Fly

:lr:lr:lr

MrWolf55

07-12-2012 02:47 PM

Re: Sex Of A Fly

:r enjoyed that one thanks for sharing

Skywalker

07-13-2012 02:58 PM

Re: Sex Of A Fly

:r:r:r

BigAsh

07-13-2012 08:08 PM

Re: Sex Of A Fly

hahahahahahahahahaha :r:r

Jasonw560

07-13-2012 09:30 PM

Re: Sex Of A Fly

:r:r

Even the wife would get a chuckle from that one.

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