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Dear Friend,

Good day and compliments,I am sorry to encroach into your privacy in this manner. I found you listed in the DOD Database and I find it pleasurable to offer you my partnership in business. I only pray at this time that your address is still valid. I want to solicit your attention to receive money on my behalf.

I am Capt.Robert Kendrick, an officer in the US Army, and also a West Point Graduate presently serving in the Military with the 82nd Air Borne Division Peace keeping force currently deployed in Afghanistan.

We were moved to Afghanistan from Iraq as the last batch just left, and i really need your help in assisting me with the safe keeping of two military trunk boxes which has just arrived the USA from the Iraq. I hope you can be trusted?

You will be rewarded handsomely if you could help me secure the funds until I conclude my service here. If you can be trusted, i will explain further when i get a response from you. Please ensure to reply via my private e-mail address: infoinfo2341@yahoo.co.jp

God Bless America.

Capt.Robert Kendrick
IN GOD WE TRUST

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That looks like a very valid email address, I'd trust him :rolleyes:

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Thats just low, claiming to be a US Soldier to rip people off.

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He finds it pleasurable. Two trunks has arrived from the Iraq. Maybe he will trust me.

Seems legit.
:fp2

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If only all ripoff attempts were this inept

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Probably some good swag in those trunks!!

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Seems legit.

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Welp haha.

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wait this is not a real thing? did I just get taken?

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And a West Pointer at that. :r :r :r

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West Point needs to have their cadets brush up on their basic writing skills ...

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Please to help me dispose of my wife who is chopped up and placed in two military trunk boxes.
You know, the very popular trunk box? I have pleasure in killing the bi+ch, and will glad share with you
the insurance monies. Can you be trusted, I pray. I long to give you pleasure.

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Report it to us in the HSI department. We do hits on these guys all the time overseas when we get a task force out there.

(866) 347-2423

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Gold bullion stolen from Kuwait.

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Brad... that is AWESOME! Hahahaha... :r :r :r

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I was thinking raw opium or black Afghan hashish, but I guess gold would suffice. :tu

But, come to think of it, The Fabulous Furry Feak Brothers always avowed that dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope. :r

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Well don't leave us in suspense. What further details did you receive Hugh? What was in those trunks?

I'm sure this isn't the first time these guises have portrayed themselves as military, but it is a sad, sad thing.

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:rI love your posts Brad.

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Wow does that take me back