Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum

Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/index.php)
-   Jokes (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=59)
-   -   Little Johnny's table manners (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=5641)

md4958 12-05-2008 12:29 PM

Little Johnny's table manners
 
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'

'What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.'

'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

'I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, to whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.''

The teacher fainted.

Mugen910 12-05-2008 01:15 PM

Re: Little Johnny's table manners
 
HAHA!!! That's my boi!

CBI_2 12-05-2008 04:36 PM

Re: Little Johnny's table manners
 
:r:r:r Very Funny!

goalie204 12-05-2008 04:40 PM

Re: Little Johnny's table manners
 
Hahaha 10/10

G G 12-09-2008 02:07 PM

Re: Little Johnny's table manners
 
Good one Moe.


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 11:00 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.