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Steve 06-13-2012 07:49 AM

An oldie but goody...
 
Missing my girl this morning...this didn't help...:D
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The little girl was sitting in her father's lap as he read her a goodnight story.

From time to time, she would take her eye's off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.

Finally she spoke, "Daddy, did God make you?"

"Yes, sweetheart" he answered, "God made me a long time ago."

"Oh" she said, then "Daddy, did God make me too?"

"Yes, he did honey" he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."

"Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it now, isn't he?"

Ogre 06-13-2012 08:12 AM

Re: An oldie but goody...
 
OK Steve, I will give you that one. Its CUTE!!!!

G G 06-13-2012 08:13 AM

Re: An oldie but goody...
 
:tu

kelmac07 06-13-2012 10:10 AM

Re: An oldie but goody...
 
:r :r :r

ironchefscott 06-13-2012 12:03 PM

Re: An oldie but goody...
 
I feel so much more wholesome after reading this...and yes I chuckled a little bit

CRIMPS 06-13-2012 12:23 PM

Re: An oldie but goody...
 
:)

She is right!


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