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Bluetick 05-16-2012 10:21 AM

Who to marry?
 
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates.. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to
see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her
hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely
for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for
him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts... She gets him a new set of
golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As
she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on
him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the
$5,000... She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a
joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because
she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
money he'd given her.

Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.

kelmac07 05-16-2012 10:43 AM

Re: Who to marry?
 
:r :r :r

Taki 05-16-2012 10:45 AM

Re: Who to marry?
 
:lr

pektel 05-16-2012 10:58 AM

Re: Who to marry?
 
:tu

Dave128 05-16-2012 11:09 AM

Re: Who to marry?
 
:lr

Ciro 05-16-2012 11:11 AM

Re: Who to marry?
 
:r :r :r :r

MurphysLaw 05-16-2012 11:26 AM

Re: Who to marry?
 
:lr

CigarNut 05-16-2012 12:13 PM

Re: Who to marry?
 
:lr

Ogre 05-16-2012 12:37 PM

Re: Who to marry?
 
:r:r:r

Skywalker 05-16-2012 09:22 PM

Re: Who to marry?
 
:r:r:r

Apoco 05-17-2012 10:59 AM

Re: Who to marry?
 
Is this supposed to be funny? Read like a romantic modern-day love story to me

:r
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