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kelmac07 05-10-2012 05:29 AM

Involuntary Muscle Contractions
 
A professor at the University of Georgia was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.....

Taki 05-10-2012 05:51 AM

Re: Involuntary Muscle Contractions
 
:lr :lr

cjhalbrooks 05-10-2012 06:09 AM

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i love it

Ogre 05-10-2012 07:18 AM

Re: Involuntary Muscle Contractions
 
Mac, did Kelly get an "A" for that answer????

massphatness 05-10-2012 08:05 AM

Re: Involuntary Muscle Contractions
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1634859)
Mac, did Kelly get an "A" for that answer????

winner

CigarSquid 05-10-2012 08:30 AM

Re: Involuntary Muscle Contractions
 
Nice way to start Thursday morning.

saigon68 05-10-2012 08:54 AM

Re: Involuntary Muscle Contractions
 
Loved this one. Short & sweet!

pektel 05-10-2012 09:15 AM

Re: Involuntary Muscle Contractions
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1634859)
Mac, did Kelly get an "A" for that answer????

Zing!

MurphysLaw 05-10-2012 09:16 AM

Re: Involuntary Muscle Contractions
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1634859)
Mac, did Kelly get an "A" for that answer????

:gary :lr

HollywoodQue 05-10-2012 10:26 AM

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:tu

Skywalker 05-10-2012 09:49 PM

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:r:r:r

BC-Axeman 05-10-2012 10:07 PM

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:r
I am NOT telling this one to my wife.


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