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Ogre 03-21-2012 03:43 PM

Doctor joke
 
The doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."

But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "You’re a veterinarian, you sick bastard."

emopunker2004 03-21-2012 03:44 PM

Re: Doctor joke
 
:r :r





















:pu

Bill86 03-21-2012 03:47 PM

Re: Doctor joke
 
:lr

Skywalker 03-21-2012 06:15 PM

Re: Doctor joke
 
:eek::eek::eek:

markem 03-21-2012 06:21 PM

Re: Doctor joke
 
happened to me...

austin3trio 03-22-2012 02:04 AM

Re: Doctor joke
 
ohhh gross!

LigaPrivadaT84 03-22-2012 08:35 AM

Re: Doctor joke
 
:r

Parshooter 03-22-2012 09:20 AM

Re: Doctor joke
 
But some of those sheep are just asking for it :noon

kelmac07 03-22-2012 12:20 PM

Re: Doctor joke
 
Ouch!! :r :r :r

Steve 04-17-2012 06:55 AM

Re: Doctor joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1596432)
happened to me...

:O

cmitch 04-17-2012 09:48 AM

Re: Doctor joke
 
My coworker said the worst thing about breeding horses is jumping off the stool and running around to kiss them.


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