My wife walked out on me today!!
 

After what I thought was 12 years of happy marriage, my wife walked out on me today...














for two GLORIOUS weeks. She said something about Europe, or her girl friends, or shopping. To tell you the truth, I wasn't really listening, but I did hear "two (glorious) weeks".

Now where did I put that box of cigars :noon

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You have an hour to find it before you will be penalized for wasting time!

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Nice, watcha gonna smoke first?

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Is she coming back to you? :)

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Freedom!!!!!

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Congrats, my friend.

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Lucky

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:noon

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Party Time!!!:banger:noon:D:tu

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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cjwEi3DmBu...t_freedom.jpeg
enjoy it till the last smoke!

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Congrats and enjoy the little time you have. 2 weeks is going to fly by. ;):)

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Forget finding the box of smokes....go buy a new box!!! :noon

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:tpd:

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I could get into a lot of trouble with two weeks of freedom: stogies, booze and strippers! :sl

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I'd build a walk-in. That would show her who's boss! :D

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The credit card bill sure will be when she is done shopping :D

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You guys crack me up :)

C & P:

Ain't no sammiches when she's gone.
Their not made when she's away.
Ain't no sammmmmmiches when she's gone,
And sammiches are gone too long,
Anytime she goes away.

Wonder this time where she's gone
Wonder if she's makin sammiches
Ain't no sammiches when she's gone.
This house just ain't no home,
Anytime there ain't no sammiches

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know


Hey, I oughta leave them sammiches alone
But there ain't no sammiches when she's gone
Ain't no sammiches when she's gone
Only McD's here ever'day

Ain't no sammiches when she's gone
This house just ain't no home,
Anytime there ain't no sammiches

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Enjoy bro!!! It doesn't happen every day.

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So, what did you purchase that influenced this? :r

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Will she call when she decides to come back to give a heads up?