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kelmac07 02-24-2012 04:58 PM

The Cremated Husband
 
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.

Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him....

You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"

She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!"

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Remember that blow job I promised you?"

"Here it comes."

EricF 02-24-2012 05:00 PM

Re: The Cremated Husband
 
:lr :lr :lr

Skywalker 02-25-2012 12:47 AM

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That's Dark, Mac!:D

icehog3 02-25-2012 12:55 AM

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:tu :lr

deadrise 02-25-2012 12:59 AM

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omfg that was funny

Barcode 02-25-2012 01:26 AM

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Ouch :lr

Taki 02-25-2012 05:48 AM

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:lr:lr

Newbie_nick 02-25-2012 06:07 AM

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:r Nice...

irratebass 02-25-2012 06:36 AM

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Ouch!!! Haw Haw Haw Haw :tu

CigarSquid 02-25-2012 08:06 AM

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Damn..

Funny though.

MurphysLaw 02-25-2012 08:09 AM

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:lr :lr :lr

tengel78 02-25-2012 08:43 AM

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hahaha!!

LigaPrivadaT84 02-27-2012 03:28 PM

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:r:r:r


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