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mase 01-02-2012 01:18 PM

One Million Dollars
 
Story about an idiot by the Huffington Post:

$1 Million Bill: Michael Fuller Allegedly Tried To Pass Off A $1 Million Bill At NC Walmart


LEXINGTON, N.C. -- Do you have change for a million-dollar bill?

Police say a North Carolina man insisted his million-dollar note was real when he was buying $476 worth of items at a Walmart.

Investigators told the Winston-Salem Journal that 53-year-old Michael Fuller tried to buy a vacuum cleaner, a microwave oven and other items. Store employees called police after his insistence that the bill was legit, and Fuller was arrested.

The largest bill in circulation is $100. The government stopped making bills of up to $10,000 in 1969.

Fuller was charged with attempting to obtain property by false pretense and uttering a forged instrument. He is in jail on a $17,500 bond, and it isn't clear if he has an attorney. He is scheduled to be in court Tuesday.

Ed21201 01-02-2012 01:48 PM

Re: One Million Dollars
 
Probably got caught when the cashier couldn't give $999,130 in change!

pektel 01-02-2012 01:53 PM

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17,500 bond? Should be no big deal. Heck, he'll get 982,500 in change back.

Apoco 01-02-2012 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1518397)
17,500 bond? Should be no big deal. Heck, he'll get 982,500 in change back.

:r
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Garbandz 01-02-2012 02:29 PM

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Largest U.S. bill was $100,000.00 with Woodrow Wilson on the face...........Last printed in 1945.....

Gophernut 01-02-2012 02:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1518397)
17,500 bond? Should be no big deal. Heck, he'll get 982,500 in change back.

Good point.

kelmac07 01-02-2012 03:41 PM

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In best Hangover voice...re-tard!!!

mase 01-02-2012 04:07 PM

Re: One Million Dollars
 
I keep thinking of Dr. Evil - "One meeeellion dollars"

BnBTobacco 01-02-2012 07:38 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1518397)
17,500 bond? Should be no big deal. Heck, he'll get 982,500 in change back.

Hahaha! :tu

LigaPrivadaT84 01-02-2012 08:21 PM

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:lr

Skywalker 01-02-2012 08:32 PM

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What president was on the front of the bill?:sh

Lady liberty as it tuns out...

http://z6mag.com/offbeat/a-man-tries...se-164199.html

Taki 01-03-2012 05:43 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mase (Post 1518500)
I keep thinking of Dr. Evil - "One meeeellion dollars"

:r:r:r

pektel 01-03-2012 08:39 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mase (Post 1518500)
I keep thinking of Dr. Evil - "One meeeellion dollars"

:r

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x...nu/dr_evil.jpg


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