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Steve 12-23-2011 07:40 AM

23 Adult Truths
 
1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on their # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection . . . again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if
I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with an adult beverage than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and
sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,
and you can wear them forever.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Parshooter 12-23-2011 08:01 AM

Re: 23 Adult Truths
 
:tu:tu:tu

irratebass 12-23-2011 08:10 AM

Re: 23 Adult Truths
 
Love these :tu

Skywalker 12-23-2011 08:22 AM

Re: 23 Adult Truths
 
So true!!!:D

MurphysLaw 12-23-2011 08:35 AM

Re: 23 Adult Truths
 
I laughed out loud at #14 :r

pektel 12-23-2011 08:52 AM

Re: 23 Adult Truths
 
:r

I know how to fold a fitted sheet.

mkarnold1 12-23-2011 09:00 AM

Re: 23 Adult Truths
 
:r:r Funny stuff right there

GolfNut 12-23-2011 09:55 AM

Re: 23 Adult Truths
 
3, 4, 5, 6, 9, 11, 18, 19 & 21 are my daily life!

Dr Voss 12-23-2011 10:19 AM

Re: 23 Adult Truths
 
We the people hold these truths to be self evident.......

When we are young we always laugh at others, as we get old we learn to laugh at ourselves.

chaase321 12-23-2011 12:13 PM

Re: 23 Adult Truths
 
These are great and Sooooo true. thanks!

Ogre 12-23-2011 12:15 PM

Re: 23 Adult Truths
 
WOW, Steve can tell a funny!!!!

pektel 12-23-2011 12:18 PM

Re: 23 Adult Truths
 
I'm experiencing #11 right now.

LigaPrivadaT84 12-23-2011 01:20 PM

Re: 23 Adult Truths
 
:lr

kelmac07 12-23-2011 04:07 PM

Re: 23 Adult Truths
 
Love these!! :tu :tu

Newbie_nick 12-23-2011 04:22 PM

Re: 23 Adult Truths
 
:r:r:r


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