Christmas hopping, man style...
 

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had disappeared.

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where did you go???"

The husband calmly replied, "Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and I said, 'Baby, it'll be yours one day'?"

Wife, with a smile blushing, said, "Yes, I remember that, my love."

"Well, I'm at the Home Depot next to that shop."

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A good example of how NOT to get laid...

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Sounds familiar...:r:r:r

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Haha :r

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Someone is getting a lump of coal... Or just a lump!!!:r:r:r

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Pretty sure I've done this before...

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