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ysr_racer 12-15-2011 06:08 PM

A little old Jewish man is selling ties...
 
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan
desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find
water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man
at a small stand, selling ties...

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
They are only $25."

The Taliban shouted, "You Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I
need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"

"OK," said the little old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do
not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am
bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about
a mile, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold
water you need. Shalom."

Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead, and said:

"You little $%&#@, your brother won't let me in without a tie....."

Ogre 12-15-2011 06:24 PM

Re: A little old Jewish man is selling ties...
 
:r:r:r:r

kelmac07 12-15-2011 06:31 PM

Re: A little old Jewish man is selling ties...
 
:r :r :r

Savor the Stick 12-15-2011 07:03 PM

Re: A little old Jewish man is selling ties...
 
:r:r:r Thanks for the Laugh.

mkarnold1 12-15-2011 07:13 PM

Re: A little old Jewish man is selling ties...
 
:r:r:r

BnBTobacco 12-15-2011 07:30 PM

Re: A little old Jewish man is selling ties...
 
LOL!!!

Taki 12-15-2011 07:31 PM

Re: A little old Jewish man is selling ties...
 
haha :r:r

yourchoice 12-15-2011 07:39 PM

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:lr :lr

LigaPrivadaT84 12-15-2011 07:55 PM

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:lr

GolfNut 12-15-2011 08:25 PM

Re: A little old Jewish man is selling ties...
 
:D
That's awesome!

Parshooter 12-16-2011 06:35 AM

Re: A little old Jewish man is selling ties...
 
OMG that's funny :r:r:r

Steve 12-16-2011 07:11 AM

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:lr:lr

14holestogie 12-16-2011 08:49 AM

Re: A little old Jewish man is selling ties...
 
Goodun.:r


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