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Bluetick 12-13-2011 10:52 AM

Involuntary Muscle Control
 
A professor at Memorial University of Newfoundland was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what Your butt-hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably moose hunting with his buddies.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom

Note: Above in bold word was substituted because of PC correct formatting here, use your imagination for correct actual word. __________________

shark 12-13-2011 03:49 PM

Re: Involuntary Muscle Control
 
:D

Barcode 12-13-2011 04:00 PM

Re: Involuntary Muscle Control
 
:r:r

Ogre 12-13-2011 04:54 PM

Re: Involuntary Muscle Control
 
Love it!!!!!!

kelmac07 12-13-2011 05:03 PM

Re: Involuntary Muscle Control
 
:r :r :r

Taki 12-13-2011 06:20 PM

Re: Involuntary Muscle Control
 
haha very nice :r :r

chaase321 12-14-2011 08:17 AM

Re: Involuntary Muscle Control
 
That's great! would have loved to be in that class.

LigaPrivadaT84 12-15-2011 08:06 AM

Re: Involuntary Muscle Control
 
:lr

Dr Voss 12-15-2011 08:19 AM

Re: Involuntary Muscle Control
 
You guys know my ex-wife too????? :r:r:r


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