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Parshooter 11-29-2011 10:04 AM

Don't go to bed drunk
 
Note to self: Don't go to bed drunk

I woke up this morning, got dressed and went to the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast.

I looked to see what she was cooking, and I saw one of my socks in the frying pan.

"What are you doing?", I asked.

"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk", she replied.

Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself,

"I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."

GolfNut 11-29-2011 10:06 AM

Re: Don't go to bed drunk
 
Hah! Morning chuckle. thanks :D

kelmac07 11-29-2011 12:03 PM

Re: Don't go to bed drunk
 
:r :r :r

Blak Smyth 11-29-2011 12:39 PM

Re: Don't go to bed drunk
 
Took me .0039 seconds to get it, but I got it.
:r

P.S. Is this a true story?

LigaPrivadaT84 11-29-2011 03:10 PM

Re: Don't go to bed drunk
 
:lr

yourchoice 11-29-2011 04:00 PM

Re: Don't go to bed drunk
 
:r :r

Taki 11-29-2011 05:28 PM

Re: Don't go to bed drunk
 
:r:r:r:r:r

Drez 11-29-2011 05:41 PM

Re: Don't go to bed drunk
 
:lr:lr

irratebass 11-29-2011 06:52 PM

Re: Don't go to bed drunk
 
:lr


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