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E.J. 09-15-2011 02:59 PM

Testicle Therapy
 
(not sure if this is old, but I didn't see it on the first 3 pages, so here it is)

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit
one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately went to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his
hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed
her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants
and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for
several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel?'


He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'

Remo 09-15-2011 03:00 PM

Re: Testicle Therapy
 
:lr :lr :tu

Skywalker 09-15-2011 04:05 PM

Re: Testicle Therapy
 
:r:r:r

Drez 09-15-2011 04:37 PM

Re: Testicle Therapy
 
hahahahahaha good one!!!!!!

WittyUserName 09-15-2011 04:42 PM

Re: Testicle Therapy
 
Hahaha

pnoon 09-15-2011 05:16 PM

Re: Testicle Therapy
 
http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=27762

Skywalker 09-15-2011 05:18 PM

Re: Testicle Therapy
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1409701)

I thought it sounded familiar!:D

Coach Deg 09-15-2011 05:35 PM

Re: Testicle Therapy
 
Hahahaha

G G 09-15-2011 05:57 PM

Re: Testicle Therapy
 
:tu

kelmac07 09-15-2011 06:09 PM

Re: Testicle Therapy
 
:r :r :r

Aporschaguy 09-15-2011 06:33 PM

Re: Testicle Therapy
 
Bahahaha that was great...

Newbie_nick 09-15-2011 07:08 PM

Re: Testicle Therapy
 
:lr

irratebass 09-15-2011 08:59 PM

Re: Testicle Therapy
 
That was hilarious!

TBone 09-15-2011 09:32 PM

Re: Testicle Therapy
 
Still funny the 2nd time around


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