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Bluetick 09-15-2011 02:54 PM

a quick joke
 
A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and
notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full
bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young
cowboy bravely asked the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind
if I do?" The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young
wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
place and starts spooning in it with delight. He gets nearly down to the
bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and
he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."

Ogre 09-15-2011 02:56 PM

Re: a quick joke
 
FUNNY, Gross but FUNNY!!!!!

massphatness 09-15-2011 03:00 PM

Re: a quick joke
 
Someone needs to send this to Stitch! :D

irratebass 09-15-2011 03:00 PM

Re: a quick joke
 
:lr I didn't see that coming.

Remo 09-15-2011 03:10 PM

Re: a quick joke
 
Funny and Gross. I like it :tu

G G 09-15-2011 03:37 PM

Re: a quick joke
 
Haha nice one.

Skywalker 09-15-2011 04:10 PM

Re: a quick joke
 
:pu

:r:r:r

Drez 09-15-2011 04:36 PM

Re: a quick joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 1409649)
:pu

:r:r:r

:tpd:

Bax 09-15-2011 05:34 PM

Re: a quick joke
 
Yuck!!!!:r

kelmac07 09-15-2011 06:09 PM

Re: a quick joke
 
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Aporschaguy 09-15-2011 06:47 PM

Re: a quick joke
 
Nasty... But funny

Coach Deg 09-15-2011 06:51 PM

Re: a quick joke
 
I may never eat Chili again!!! At least till Epic!!!!

Newbie_nick 09-15-2011 06:59 PM

Re: a quick joke
 
I don't know whether I should laugh or cringe!


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