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markem

09-01-2011 09:29 PM

The Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking... of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.

kelmac07

09-01-2011 09:37 PM

Re: The Funeral

:r :r :r

Ogre	09-01-2011 09:40 PM

Re: The Funeral

NOW THATS FUNNY!!!:r:r

Drez	09-01-2011 09:42 PM

Re: The Funeral

Hahahahahahaha :lr

WittyUserName

09-01-2011 10:15 PM

Re: The Funeral

VAGINA hahahaha

CasaDooley

09-01-2011 11:33 PM

Re: The Funeral

:r:tu:r

Skywalker

09-02-2011 12:14 AM

Re: The Funeral

:r:r:r

irratebass

09-02-2011 03:14 AM

Re: The Funeral

:lr Good one!

G G	09-02-2011 05:08 AM

Re: The Funeral

get er done

CigarNut

09-02-2011 01:29 PM

Re: The Funeral

Thanks for that one Mark -- brightened up my day! :tu

maninblack

09-03-2011 11:52 AM

Re: The Funeral

I gotta tell my dad this one.

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