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Ogre	08-25-2011 11:13 AM

Redneck Murder

Three reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
3) Ends up as Fertilizer

WittyUserName

08-25-2011 11:15 AM

Re: Redneck Murder

:tu

kelmac07

08-25-2011 11:16 AM

Re: Redneck Murder

:r :r :r

N2 GOLD

08-25-2011 11:54 AM

Re: Redneck Murder

This is the FACT of the day not the joke of the day... :r

Hippiebrian

08-25-2011 07:44 PM

Re: Redneck Murder

At the funeral, they first ask the wife to say a few words. She says some lovely things about her husband and sits down. Then the preacher asks if his daughter would like to say a few words and the same woman says "I think I've said it all already, thanks."

Col. Kurtz

08-25-2011 08:02 PM

Re: Redneck Murder

I showed this to Uncle Daddy and he said it wasn't funny not one bit. He's still trying to explain it to me and Sister Mamma.

Ogre	08-25-2011 08:19 PM

Re: Redneck Murder

Hey Jerry, are you from Virginia by chance?!?!?!?

Col. Kurtz

08-25-2011 08:36 PM

Re: Redneck Murder

Quote:

Originally Posted by ogre (Post 1387525)

hey jerry, are you from virginia by chance?!?!?!?

N.C.

:tu

irratebass

08-25-2011 08:49 PM

Re: Redneck Murder

:lr

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