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Hippiebrian

08-23-2011 07:58 PM

Bubbleheads...

An old joke from the Navy days.

Why do submariners use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

;s if there are any bubbleheads here...

Ogre	08-23-2011 08:11 PM

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:r:r:r

kelmac07

08-23-2011 08:57 PM

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:r :r

WittyUserName

08-24-2011 05:22 AM

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BAHAHAHAHA, I am using this today!! thanks.

Subvet642

08-24-2011 06:45 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippiebrian (Post 1384250)

An old joke from the Navy days.

Why do submariners use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

;s if there are any bubbleheads here...

We don't use powdered soap. We also don't take long, hot, leisurely group showers like skimmer-pukes do. :tg

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/pictur...pictureid=3445

Ogre	08-24-2011 10:48 AM

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Another old one:

What do you get when you put 100 seamen in a submarine for 6 months???

50 couples!!!

Sorry guys, had to do it!!!

Devanmc

08-24-2011 11:14 AM

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exert from a EOD cadence from training, we were later punished and banner from it...

"...there are no EOD in the navy, yes there are
there are no EOD in the navy, cuz their all on ****ing boats and they're probly ****in goats
there are no EOD in the navy....

there are no EOD in the marine corp, yes there are
there are no EOD in the marine corp, cuz they're on the navy's boats and they are ****in goats..."

it goes on to make fun of everyone else but we are talking navy here.

Subvet642

08-24-2011 11:25 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1385015)

Another old one:

What do you get when you put 100 seamen in a submarine for 6 months???

50 couples!!!

Sorry guys, had to do it!!!

So... do you guys know any funny jokes?

Drez	08-24-2011 11:29 AM

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:lr:lr

Subvet642

08-24-2011 11:31 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Drez (Post 1385073)

:lr:lr

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/pictur...pictureid=3458

688sonarmen

08-24-2011 11:51 AM

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Some ships are designed to sink… others require our assistance.

Subvet642

08-24-2011 12:04 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 688sonarmen (Post 1385109)

Some ships are designed to sink… others require our assistance.

Which we are more than happy to provide...

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/pictur...pictureid=4848

Skywalker

08-24-2011 01:20 PM

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Bad stuff here... but I laughed!!!:r

Ogre	08-24-2011 03:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Subvet642 (Post 1385066)

So... do you guys know any funny jokes?

Q: How Many Navy Guys Does It Take To Screw-in A Lightbulb

A: 2 But I Dont Know How They Got In Their

Hippiebrian

08-24-2011 07:28 PM

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Skimmer: "Have you ever been down on a submarine?"
Bubblehead: "Yes, of course!"
Skimmer: "How did you get that big thing in your mouth?"

Hippiebrian

08-24-2011 07:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Subvet642 (Post 1384673)

We don't use powdered soap. We also don't take long, hot, leisurely group showers like skimmer-pukes do. :tg

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/pictur...pictureid=3445

:r:r:r

On the surface, we all have our own racks. We don't share. Why do they call it "hot racking"?

688sonarmen

08-24-2011 07:41 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippiebrian (Post 1385814)

On the surface, we all have our own racks. We don't share. Why do they call it "hot racking"?

Don't know, you tell me:r

Hey skimmer quick, 1+1?:r

Hey skimmer, don't worry about that fire just roll over someone else will get it:r

Hey skimmer, nice warfare pin where did that idea come from:r

Hey skimmer, I'm sorry the ships store is out of soda, no mail came today, and the internet is down? Life is hard, you can make a country song about it:r

Hippiebrian

08-24-2011 08:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 688sonarmen (Post 1385845)

Don't know, you tell me
Hey skimmer quick, 1+1?:r

Hey skimmer, don't worry about that fire just roll over someone else will get it:r

Hey skimmer, nice warfare pin where did that idea come from:r

Hey skimmer, I'm sorry the ships store is out of soda, no mail came today, and the internet is down? Life is hard, you can make a country song about it:r

:r
Yup, life was tough on the surface!

cmitch

08-24-2011 08:11 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1385015)

Another old one:

What do you get when you put 100 seamen in a submarine for 6 months???

50 couples!!!

Sorry guys, had to do it!!!

I thought you was going to say 'sperm bank'.

TBone

08-24-2011 09:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch (Post 1385935)

I thought you was going to say 'sperm bank'.

That too.

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