You Know You Are A CA Inmate When..
 

You get handed a device to use to keep where your wisdom teeth were removed clean, and all you can think about is how it is the same tool sold by Heart Felt to recharge the beads. And you get excited........

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46...4/ebf0afc7.jpg

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That's a good one! We should keep this going with more examples....

Like, you don't want to have to explain that you're entering a foreing country to visit people you met on the internet so that you can smoke cigars together because you know the phrase "met on the internet" raises red flags at customs.

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Haha so true! I agree let's keep them coming. :tu

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...you plan a vacation day to be home when your on-line order is scheduled to be delivered.

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Your credit card statement is 90% cigar orders.

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you search for cigar deals on your cell phone during business meetings.

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...you've used every brand name in the Habanos SA catalog as a password.

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Here are some more:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=47284

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...... You have 8 eight coolers in the spare bedroom, and none of them need ice to keep the contents fresh!

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You're losing weight with Starscream.

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Sorry bro I originally just posted it to show how I'm crazy haha. I didn't know you had a thread and that it would take off.

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There we go. :)