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Bluetick

07-25-2011 08:04 PM

Car wreck

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside
the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car... and
you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to
get funny? Well, I could NOT believe it.. he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"...

Ogre	07-25-2011 08:35 PM

Re: Car wreck

Old joke, but still funny!!!

kelmac07

07-26-2011 05:51 AM

Re: Car wreck

:r :r :r

N2 GOLD

07-26-2011 10:43 AM

Re: Car wreck

:r :r :r

cmitch

07-26-2011 04:55 PM

Re: Car wreck

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluetick (Post 1349504)

Was he toothless with a flat head?:r

emopunker2004

07-26-2011 06:17 PM

Re: Car wreck

:r:r:r:r:r

Bluetick

07-26-2011 08:56 PM

Re: Car wreck

Ever read Jokester by Isaac Asimov??? It's in my mind every time I find a new joke.

(short story in Robot Dreams)

Tyler

07-26-2011 10:17 PM

Re: Car wreck

Lol this is great!

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