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kickerb

07-06-2011 03:05 PM

Gotta love Southerners!!

A good ole Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field.
He yells out to him, "What are you doing?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin. What does it look like I'm a doing."
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama a bad name, makin everybody think we is stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your a$$!"

G G	07-06-2011 03:30 PM

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yeehaw

Ogre	07-06-2011 03:49 PM

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That would be funny if it wasnt true!!!!

Apoco

07-06-2011 06:02 PM

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Yaaay it wasn't about Tennesseans! :noon

thebayratt

07-06-2011 08:16 PM

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Them must be the lazy rednecks....... because the MS rednecks can swim!

kelmac07

07-07-2011 05:13 AM

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:r :r

Drez	07-07-2011 06:27 AM

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:tu :r

cmitch

07-08-2011 03:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kickerb (Post 1325784)

A good ole Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field.
He yells out to him, "What are you doing?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin. What does it look like I'm a doing."
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama a bad name, makin everybody think we is stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your a$$!"

You misspelled 'Florida'.

Starscream

07-08-2011 03:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch (Post 1328781)

You misspelled 'Florida'.

:r:r

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