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Hillbilly Vasectomy

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.' The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can ne xt to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky, Nebraska, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, West Virginia, Texas and Washington DC

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BAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA! That would work for Florida too! :lr :lr

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I dont care where your from, thats just funny!!!!!

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I don't care who you are, that's funny right there. It works in Georgia also.

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You forgot North and South Carolina!:D

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Originally Posted by GolfNut (Post 1239262)

BAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA! That would work for Florida too! :lr :lr

No it wouldn't, because you first need to possess the ability to count to ten...;)

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