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kydsid 03-30-2011 07:38 AM

The Old Fart
 
A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The cow began, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"

The ant, not to be our done, said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"























































































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Skywalker 03-30-2011 07:40 AM

Re: The Old Fart
 
:r:r:r

MurphysLaw 03-30-2011 07:48 AM

Re: The Old Fart
 
:r :r :r :r :r

HollywoodQue 03-30-2011 08:02 AM

Re: The Old Fart
 
Hahahaha

kelmac07 03-30-2011 08:08 AM

Re: The Old Fart
 
:r :r :r

N2 GOLD 03-30-2011 10:27 AM

Re: The Old Fart
 
:r :r :r :r

Ogre 03-30-2011 10:49 AM

Re: The Old Fart
 
T-Bone, We are waiting!!!!

SvilleKid 03-30-2011 10:53 AM

Re: The Old Fart
 
And the Old Fart said "I'm the greatest. I can empty a whole room, and you can't even see me.

Was that what we are waiting for!!! LOL. (and I readily admit to being an O.F.)


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