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markem 03-10-2011 11:27 PM

What a pisser
 
This is a copy of a news article posted on 3/10/11. It's pretty darn funny when one thinks about all the planning that they put in to this heist. They seem to have left "leave no piss behind" off the list.


COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) - A Swedish bank robber forgot to cover his tracks and left three bottles of urine behind after hiding inside a bank vault in Copenhagen for three days.

The 27-year-old man and his accomplice used the bottles to relieve themselves after sneaking into the vault on a Friday in May and remaining there until the bank opened again the following Monday.

While inside, the robbers emptied 140 safety deposit boxes of at least $500,000 in cash and jewelry. But Prosecutor Frederik Larsen said Wednesday they forgot to take the urine when they left "so we were able to get their DNA samples from the bottles."

The evidence helped prosecutors win a 21-month prison sentence for the Swede on Tuesday. His accomplice is still at large and the loot hasn't been recovered.

tobii3 03-10-2011 11:35 PM

Re: What a pisser
 
Think he's a bit pissed off??

Wolfgang 03-10-2011 11:47 PM

Re: What a pisser
 
Crap :ss

HollywoodQue 03-11-2011 02:25 AM

Re: What a pisser
 
When you gotta go, you gotta go....wow

kelmac07 03-11-2011 06:09 AM

Re: What a pisser
 
Morons!!

Brutus2600 03-11-2011 07:32 AM

Re: What a pisser
 
bwahahahah...awesome. Morons.

Skywalker 03-11-2011 07:47 AM

Re: What a pisser
 
Nice story!:D

T.G 03-11-2011 09:06 AM

Re: What a pisser
 
If only they had watched "Man vs. Wild"...

landhoney 03-11-2011 09:30 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1202217)
If only they had watched "Man vs. Wild"...

FTW!

I'd do that for $500,000. ;s

J0eybb 03-11-2011 09:58 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1202217)
If only they had watched "Man vs. Wild"...

HAHA

http://pokato.net/demot/2011-02-14-1...9784055209.jpg

TBone 03-11-2011 10:30 AM

Re: What a pisser
 
Goes to show there are idiots in every part of the world...

N2 GOLD 03-11-2011 10:55 AM

Re: What a pisser
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TBone (Post 1202330)
Goes to show there are idiots in every part of the world...

Very true... -(P

T.G 03-11-2011 11:08 AM

Re: What a pisser
 
Ironic, isn't it?

guitar4001 03-11-2011 02:58 PM

Re: What a pisser
 
when you gotta go, you gotta go.

markem 03-11-2011 05:10 PM

Re: What a pisser
 
Personally, I think that this is a bit of a limp dick story.

shark 03-11-2011 05:47 PM

Re: What a pisser
 
Some days you're the dog, while on other days you're the fire hydrant.


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