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jwintosh 10-13-2010 09:22 AM

the vasectomy
 
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a drop dead beautiful young nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of hisclothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The young nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vein is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks, "What are they doing in there"?

The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama care."

BigAsh 10-13-2010 09:24 AM

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:r:r:r:r

Darrell 10-13-2010 09:31 AM

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Heh.

Skywalker 10-13-2010 11:57 AM

Re: the vasectomy
 
I'm covered!!!:noon

:r:r:r

Lear31MX 10-13-2010 11:59 AM

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Got to love that blue cross!

Nefari0us 10-13-2010 12:17 PM

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Lol

SvilleKid 10-13-2010 01:21 PM

Re: the vasectomy
 
I have BCBS. Haven't considered a vasectomy until now!!!:hy

kelmac07 10-13-2010 03:06 PM

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:r :r :r

SNKBYT 10-13-2010 03:09 PM

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I don't care who ya are.......thats funny

forgop 10-13-2010 05:28 PM

Re: the vasectomy
 
I dealt with BCBS for my parents for their hospital bills and nursing home care. It took nearly 18 months for their accounts to be paid after each of them passed away. If anything, BCBS holders will be in another room taking it dry up the tailpipe.

:D

CBI_2 10-26-2010 09:20 PM

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:r:r:r:r

Powers 10-26-2010 09:32 PM

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:r

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