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Blind Man Walks into an All-Girl Bar

A blind man wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a whiskey.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

...In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you
tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind,
that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 195 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

:r

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