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kelmac07 10-08-2010 08:06 AM

5 Year Old's First Job
 
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.

A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or
less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had
come by her very own pay check at such a young age.. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a
real construction crew building the new house next door to us."

"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Lowe's ever deliver the damn sheet rock..." :r :r :r :r

hscmit 10-08-2010 08:17 AM

Re: 5 Year Old's First Job
 
that's a good one

landhoney 10-08-2010 08:39 AM

Re: 5 Year Old's First Job
 
:r Like it

ucla695 10-08-2010 08:59 AM

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:r :r

BTcigars 10-08-2010 03:54 PM

Re: 5 Year Old's First Job
 
Funny as heck :D

G G 10-08-2010 06:18 PM

Re: 5 Year Old's First Job
 
good un Mac.:tu

dunng 10-08-2010 06:27 PM

Re: 5 Year Old's First Job
 
:r :r :r :r

Hippi3Slay3r 10-08-2010 06:30 PM

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http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m...i-was-like.jpg

Skywalker 10-09-2010 01:22 AM

Re: 5 Year Old's First Job
 
Very good!!!:r:r:r

RightAJ 10-09-2010 07:09 AM

Re: 5 Year Old's First Job
 
Haha that was great! Thanx for the laugh

aj

macsauce13 10-09-2010 08:24 AM

Re: 5 Year Old's First Job
 
After two summers of construction, I very much relate to this joke. Love it!

Starscream 10-09-2010 12:58 PM

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:r


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