New Tornado warning instructions for Dallas citizens.
 

I heard it said that the people of Dallas are being told "in case of a tornado warning to head to the Cowboys Stadium where the danger of a touchdown would be highly unlikely.

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He shoots! He scores!!:r:r

Re: New Tornado warning instructions for Dallas citizens.
 

Badda bing!! :r :r

Re: New Tornado warning instructions for Dallas citizens.
 

Now that funny, dont care who you are, thats funny.

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:r:tu

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It was announced today that Jerry Jones has sold the Cowboys and withdrawn all the proceeds from the bank in the form of $1 bills. When asked why he would do such a thing, he was heard to remark,

"At least even in this crappy economy I can still get four quarters from a dollar bill"