A Beer before it starts:
 

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You jerk! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
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The husband sighed. "Oh crap, it started." :D

Re: A Beer before it starts:
 

:r :r I know that feeling... :ss

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HAHA!!!! Great!!!

Re: A Beer before it starts:
 

Outstanding. It rings an eerily familiar bell.

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I am going to remember that one. I hope my wife appreciates it as much as I do.:r

Re: A Beer before it starts:
 

That's a great one!! :r :r :r

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Funny

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Lololol

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Too funny! :r

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I like it.:ss

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My wife almost cracked a smile as I read this one out to her.:D

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My wife actually DID crack a smile. She didn't bring me a beer though.:(

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That man is living my life!! You would have thought that after being married for 34 years I would have learned how to prepare before it started....NOW I know! :al

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Oh man this is so going to get me slapped!! :r

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That is fantastic. I'm going to have to give that a try and see what happens...:bx

Re: A Beer before it starts:
 

I tried it once, and my next beer came flying out of the kitchen at me. :(

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:r:r:r:r:r:r

Re: A Beer before it starts:
 

yup trying this in t-minus 1 hour.