A Discussion among Southern Baptist Women
 

A group of Southern Baptist women were considering changing the time of their weekly Bible study.

A deacon's wife who was in favor of moving the time from the morning to after dark was question why by the Pastor's wife:

"Don't you know there are all times of heathen's that come out after dark?!? What would u do if one was waiting on you by your car with evil intentions"

The other woman responded:

"Well, I guess I'd hike up my skirt and what for him to make the first move."

Shocked, the other pious women asked why she would do such a thing...

The deacon's wife replied:

"'Cause I think I can run faster with my skirt hiked up then he can with his britches around his ankles!"

Re: A Discussion among Southern Baptist Women
 

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Good one Mike! :tu

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:r:r:r:r Hilarious Mike. :tu