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CBI_2 08-24-2010 07:11 PM

The economy is so bad
 
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call to ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills are having to fire their nannies and learn their children's names.

The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally...

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

thebayratt 08-24-2010 08:11 PM

Re: The economy is so bad
 
Good ones~

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.................. great there goes my weekend.

Skywalker 08-08-2011 07:27 AM

Re: The economy is so bad
 
How did I miss this one???

This is funny chit!
:r:r:r

WittyUserName 08-08-2011 07:42 AM

Re: The economy is so bad
 
That is great.

Ogre 08-08-2011 08:18 AM

Re: The economy is so bad
 
:r:r:r:r:r

hotreds 08-08-2011 08:20 AM

Re: The economy is so bad
 
The economy is so bad------ it ain't no joke!

jsnake 08-08-2011 09:27 AM

Re: The economy is so bad
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds (Post 1366147)
The economy is so bad------ it ain't no joke!

+1 waiting to lose my job again thanks to our stupid government. Every one of those pieces of crap should take a pay cut or pay freeze until things are better.

icehog3 08-08-2011 09:32 AM

Re: The economy is so bad
 
And on that note....


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