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Don Fernando 07-16-2010 09:34 AM

The key to inner peace
 
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, the res of the Chesescke a n a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr ow frigin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

Emjaysmash 07-16-2010 09:58 AM

Re: The key to inner peace
 
:r

Whee 07-16-2010 10:01 AM

Re: The key to inner peace
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Fernando (Post 918299)
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, the res of the Chesescke a n a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr ow frigin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

Sounds like a normal Saturday night.:r

kelmac07 07-16-2010 11:23 AM

Re: The key to inner peace
 
Nice!! :r :r :r

dyieldin 07-16-2010 12:14 PM

Re: The key to inner peace
 
Ya know by golly, I think that's it! I plan to have everything finished before the wife gets home.

BlackDog 07-24-2010 11:56 AM

Re: The key to inner peace
 
Ha ha! :tu

cort 07-24-2010 11:57 AM

Re: The key to inner peace
 
YES!!!!!

BTcigars 07-24-2010 01:05 PM

Re: The key to inner peace
 
Thats the true path to enlightenment :)

G G 07-24-2010 01:08 PM

Re: The key to inner peace
 
Nice Ferdie.:tu

Steve 07-24-2010 01:49 PM

Re: The key to inner peace
 
Makes sense to me!

Thanks! :tu

Ogre 07-24-2010 02:22 PM

Re: The key to inner peace
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Fernando (Post 918299)
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, the res of the Chesescke a n a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr ow frigin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

:r:r:r:r:r


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