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Kreth 07-03-2010 04:03 PM

WTS: Golf bag, clubs
 
Golf bag, slightly waterlogged
Driver, 3W, 2 hybrids, 5-PW, GW, SW, LW

Tree-fitty, or will trade for other mplements of self-torture: Sarah Palin's book, any Whte Stripes CD, Titanic DVD, etc.

Note: Clubs will need new shafts

Edit: Putter available separately. Tread marks on shaft do not effect playability.
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mariogolbee 07-03-2010 06:48 PM

Re: WTS: Golf bag, clubs
 
Jeff, I'll trade you a Richard Simmons work out DVD, a Colibri torch lighter, a Rubick's Cube, and a bundle of Gurkha Legend Toro's. LMK if this works for you.

Smokin Gator 07-03-2010 06:58 PM

Re: WTS: Golf bag, clubs
 
Sorry to hear it brother... about 15-20 years ago I was coming back from a golf trip with a friend. He was driving and stopped on top of the Dames Point Bridge in Jacksonville. I was freaking out... he got out and threw his clubs over the side. It is probably like 200 feet to the water... He got back in and didn't say a word. Neither did I.

Kreth 07-03-2010 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 906829)
a Richard Simmons work out DVD

This was a friendly joke thread, Mario. No need to get nasty. :r
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Originally Posted by Smokin Gator (Post 906836)
Sorry to hear it brother... about 15-20 years ago I was coming back from a golf trip with a friend. He was driving and stopped on top of the Dames Point Bridge in Jacksonville. I was freaking out... he got out and threw his clubs over the side. It is probably like 200 feet to the water... He got back in and didn't say a word. Neither did I.

Oh man. Now that's a meltdown. I've never seen anything lke that in person, but a couple of months ago on my home courseI saw a driver with a snapped shaft sticking out of a garbage can on a hole that has you teeing off out of a tight chute. :r
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kelmac07 07-03-2010 09:34 PM

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:r :r :r

3SmokesaRound 07-03-2010 10:15 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin Gator (Post 906836)
Sorry to hear it brother... about 15-20 years ago I was coming back from a golf trip with a friend. He was driving and stopped on top of the Dames Point Bridge in Jacksonville. I was freaking out... he got out and threw his clubs over the side. It is probably like 200 feet to the water... He got back in and didn't say a word. Neither did I.

That's freaking priceless! :r

chippewastud79 07-03-2010 10:58 PM

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I snapped my driver in half right in front of a whole group of revelers at a CHARITY scramble once. They do say that golf is the only sport that no matter how many times you fail you will still go back. All other sports people will eventually just give up. :bh

mariogolbee 07-04-2010 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 906888)
This was a friendly joke thread, Mario. No need to get nasty. :r Posted via Mobile Device

Jeff, you did ask for implements of self-torture!;)

Skywalker 07-04-2010 09:56 AM

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I do have several boxes/bundles of Arganese that need a good home!!!;)

mariogolbee 07-04-2010 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 907235)
I do have several boxes/bundles of Arganese that need a good home!!!;)

:dr

Skywalker 07-05-2010 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 907305)
:dr

You sick bastage!!!:D


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