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Steve 07-01-2010 06:34 AM

'puters...
 
What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk

Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat

What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness

longknocker 07-01-2010 07:14 AM

Re: 'puters...
 
:r:tu

Mr.Erskine 07-01-2010 02:05 PM

Re: 'puters...
 
...wish I could have my click back.

markem 07-01-2010 02:11 PM

Re: 'puters...
 
remember that most computer problems can be traced to a loose nut behind the keyboard.

JaKaacH 07-01-2010 02:17 PM

Re: 'puters...
 
Error Code: id10t

Steve 07-01-2010 02:19 PM

Re: 'puters...
 
:D

kelmac07 07-01-2010 02:19 PM

Re: 'puters...
 
Badda bing!!

bvilchez 07-01-2010 02:20 PM

Re: 'puters...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 904820)
Badda bing!!

Badda boom!!!

J0eybb 07-01-2010 03:27 PM

Re: 'puters...
 
:)

Skywalker 07-02-2010 12:11 AM

Re: 'puters...
 
Good thing we don't use floppies anymore!!!!:D


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