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I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60 year old,
in fact she wasn't bad looking at all, and I
found myself thinking she probably had a
really hot daughter.

We drank bit (well, more than a bit),
we had a snuggle, and then she asked me
if I ever had a "Sportsman's Double".
"What's that?", I asked.
"It's a mother & daughter threesome", she said.
"Oh", I said, as I began to embrace the idea,
"No, I haven't." And I wondered what this
daughter of hers would look like.

We drank a bit more, and she winked and
said tonight was my lucky night.

We went back to her place. She put on
the hall light and shouted upstairs,

"Mom, you still awake?"
:ss

ya know......... i was smiling and getting into the joke....... then the punchline....... was like you ran over my dog.

FUNNY as all get out though!

Oh no!

You gotta say "no" to that sh!t!!!:r:r

http://k43.pbase.com/o6/54/73654/1/7...emotorboat.gif

One question...did you do the motorboat?

How was the dusty muffin???:r

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Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 856322)

How was the dusty muffin???:r

:r I watched part of SNL yesterday. I need to watch the rest!

Don't knock it 'till you try it.

:xxx

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Originally Posted by jmsremax (Post 856462)

Don't knock it 'till you try it.

:xxx

Grammas need lovin' too.

HAHA I saw that one coming... bet grandma didn't .

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Originally Posted by DoctorBJ (Post 856537)

HAHA I saw that one coming... bet grandma didn't .

That's what she said.

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 856492)

Grammas need lovin' too.

So do great grandmas!!!:r

that was a good one!