Falling in love...
 

What happens when you fall in love with:

A chef? (You get buttered up.)

A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)

A gambler? (He cheats on you.)

A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.)

A trashman? (He dumps you.)

A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)

A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)

A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)

An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)

An artist? (He gives you the brush.)

A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)

Re: Falling in love...
 

a Proctologist? (he's a pain in your a$$)

:D

Re: Falling in love...
 

Only Tobii... :r :r

Re: Falling in love...
 

A cigar smoker? (He blows smoke up your a$$!!!):r