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Tashaz 03-19-2010 06:04 AM

Cigar Smokers Survive!
 
In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigar smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol --- dead.
The second worm in cigar smoke --- dead.
The third worm in sperm --- dead.
The fourth worm in soil --- alive.

So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

kelmac07 03-19-2010 05:09 PM

Re: Cigar Smokers Survive!
 
:r :r :r

G G 03-19-2010 05:36 PM

Re: Cigar Smokers Survive!
 
Johnny is a sage.:tu:r

Starscream 03-19-2010 07:25 PM

Re: Cigar Smokers Survive!
 
Awesome!:banger

Mr.Erskine 03-20-2010 07:15 AM

Re: Cigar Smokers Survive!
 
That's good!

McSmokey 03-20-2010 07:29 AM

Re: Cigar Smokers Survive!
 
:r:r:r

CBI_2 03-20-2010 08:57 PM

Re: Cigar Smokers Survive!
 
:r:r:r

ucla695 03-20-2010 09:13 PM

Re: Cigar Smokers Survive!
 
:r

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Skywalker 03-20-2010 09:45 PM

Re: Cigar Smokers Survive!
 
I've never had worms!!!:r


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